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- Jeff: Okay, have you thought through your foreplay yet?
- Steve: What do you mean - foreplay?
- Jeff: What do you think I mean? I mean where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get them off right after your shoes and before your trousers. That's the sock gap! Miss it and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
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