dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

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forgot I never got around to posting this.
(credit to caravaggio for the original art, of course)


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just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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excuse me as I celebrate belatedly over pacific rim getting a sequel and a possible animated series with mako mori drawings

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I did that thing where you accidentally start to flick through your favorite books as you clean your bookshelf and pretty soon you’re not cleaning anymore you’re just reading

…guess who is my favorite Good Omens character it starts with C and ends with rowley

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Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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