There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

#’and those too weak to seek it’ I tell myself as I stretch halfway off the bed to plug in my laptop

(via flashysparklesonthewater)


doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

(via sauntering-vaguely-downwards)


a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via professorpineapple)




no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

(via sauntering-vaguely-downwards)


Please, do this. I love being asked questions.

(via starlock)


oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

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