catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

(via sauntering-vaguely-downwards)

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

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danielkanhai:

today at work someone paid with exact change and i said, “ooh, exact change, my favorite,” and they laughed and i laughed and life went on. maybe ten minutes later someone else paid with exact change and i thought, “i guess there’s no rule saying i can’t just say exactly what i said before,” so i went, “ooh, exact change, my favorite,” and they laughed and i laughed, but inside i felt like a weird gross robot who recites stock phrases when you put money in him. they walked away and my brain was like, “your favorite?? your favorite WHAT?? that’s your favorite? hey, body, shut it down, he doesn’t like laughing or feeling accomplished or experiencing the joys of life, his favorite thing is being handed exactly the right amount of money!! your FAVORITE how about i make you forget your fucking keys tomorrow morning, huh? is that your favorite??”

(via egos-pathos)

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

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